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Hipster Tipster: Why Juventus, Bayern and Bilbao are my bets

| 29.08.2014

The Champions League draw was a real cause for celebration in my neck of the woods, with Bertie, Tarquin and the rest of the gang heading down to Hoxton for a spot of watch-a-long drinking games (a shot for every time Luis Figo was spotted in the audience was just one rule).

By the time it was all over I was sloshed with the night ending on a sour note after a heated discussion between myself and Bertie, as to whom out of Henrik Larsson and Jon Dahl Tomasson had the greater impact in the European game, turned ugly.

The next morning I awoke to realise, aghast, that I had failed to complete the necessary research required for my tipster column. But fear not, because the Champions League was on hand to provide me with four pitch-perfect picks to back on Saturday.

Taking in Italy, Germany and Spain, this fabulous-o foursome is available at odds of just under 9/2.

Now I’ll drink to that…make mine a fizzy elderflower though…I’m still feeling weak.

Juventus to beat Chievo @ 8/15

Having holidayed with family in Turin for several summers as a youngster, I know that they take their football pretty seriously down there – so serious they even tried to rig results! But joking aside, the Old Lady and Serie A title holders should see off Chievo, having won on their last four meetings.

Bayern Munich to beat Schalke @ 1/2

Oh Pep, Pep, Pep how I have missed your bristled bald head and tiki-taka ways during this summer. Live on BT Sport, I will be watching this one from the comfort of my IKEA Poang chair, safe in the knowledge Bayern have won their last seven against a Schalke, who lost to Hannover last time out.

Roma to beat Fiorentina @ 8/11

Rudi Garcia is already something of a footballing Jesus after completing a water-to-wine like miracle in making Gervinho look like a superstar. A great night at the Stadio Olimpico awaits with the Romans winning each of their last four Serie A encounters with their Florence rivals.

Athletic Bilbao to beat Levante @ 4/11

I assumed there had been a Ceefax-style spelling error when Bilbao were drawn in the Champions League but I was proven incorrect. The other Athletic club dispatched my beloved Rafa Benitez’s Napoli in midweek and should make short work of Levante, who lost last time out to Villarreal.

All Odds and Markets are correct as of the date of publishing.

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Hipster Tipster

Educated in the three Rs – Romario, Ronaldo and Roberto Baggio – from an early age our resident Europhile football fan loves nothing more than sitting back in an IKEA POANG recliner with a selection of Serie A, Bundesliga, Eredivisie and Ligue 1 football at his disposal. All thoughts are his own, though some can also be attributed to the great 21st century mind that is Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He would struggle to write good copy on a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke.