10 of the shoddiest Christmas gifts lurking in Premier League club catalogues

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Christmas is a time for goodwill to all human kind, but said goodwill could be in short supply if you happen to be the highly unfortunate recipient of one of these 10 gifts, plucked from Premier League club catalogues.

In no particular order of shame, it’s advisable to think a little more than twice about giving any of this tattle to your nearest and dearest, even if they are a raving mad footy fan….

The Liverpool onesie

The one-time preserve of the infant is now common place in adult wardrobes, but even the sofa would be ashamed if the occupant of this startling gaudy onesie was lounging on it to catch the Reds on Boxing Day…

The West Ham snowflake Christmas Tree decoration

Even at £2 a pop, receiving these garish tree decorations the day after you ought to have decorated the thing renders them a little pointless…

The Chelsea highlighter pens

 

The Everton jumper

The Manchester United ‘mouse’

The Newcastle snowglobe

The Arsenal Christmas Sack

The Tottenham beach towel

You have to give the Spurs’ commercial department credit for attempting to flog a beach towel in the middle of winter, or any time of year judging by the design

Any well-meaning wife, fiancée or girlfriend thinking their Villa-mad fella’s shabby looking wallet needs an upgrade should look elsewhere

The Manchester City chef hat

What self-respecting chef would wear this?

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